I told my girlfriend I was feeling boxed in. DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: lifestyle, office by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: boxes, girlfriends, swimming
6,556 Comments »
Make a goddamn choice already!!! “If you sit on the fence long enough you’ll eventually get a splinter in thine butthole.” – David Hume DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: Uncategorized by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: Butthole, Cake, Choices, David Hume, Death, Free Will, Philosophy
7,330 Comments »
“My love for brat prn deserves at least a personalized license plate.” That was what I told her when she saw it. I love brat prn more than toast or my wife. She doesn’t understand. Says I have a addiction. When she left me a month ago the last thing I said to her was DONT BE JEALOUS.
Filed under: vehicles by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: brat, license plate, personalized license plate, prn, retard, Why do people hate me?
4,333 Comments »
the last guy who touched my touchy touch screen ended up in the hospital with 28 stitches – DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: computers, office by FINNEAS FIBERGLASS
6,441 Comments »
You might see utensils. I see a reenactment of Walmart doors opening on Black Friday. – DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: Art by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: Art, Black Friday, Female Stampede Day, Forks, Knifes, Modern Art, Spoons, Untensils, Walmart
4,542 Comments »
Going to see Jay-Z and Hitler perform on December 12th. DONT BE JEALOUS
Submitted by – Morals of Fire
Filed under: Music by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: 48 Laws of Power, Hitler, Hova, Jay-Z, Kayne West, Kayne West said he is Hitler, Los Angeles, Staples Center, Tickets, Watch The throne
4,291 Comments »
It looked like shredded goat skin. DONT BE JEALOUS
Submitted by – Erik the Eagle Warrior
Filed under: Movies by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: balls, bean bag, business socks, forest, gay legs, Horror Film, no pants, Not a comedy anymore, peace, peace symbol, rope, Stuffed Aminals, Unlucky, unrecognizable
6,290 Comments »
Chances are you have had a bird shit on your head. I still haven’t. DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: Nature by POLONIUS PEPPERMILL
Tags: Grass, Leaf, Leaf Blast, poop, Still Have Not Been Shit On By A Bird Club, Thank you
6,268 Comments »
pappy knows your future but cant figure out how to get out of this damn box – DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: arts and crafts, lifestyle by FINNEAS FIBERGLASS
3,239 Comments »
is he really in love with him or is he just after his delicious burgers? either way – DONT BE JEALOUS
Filed under: landmarks, lifestyle by FINNEAS FIBERGLASS
3,772 Comments »
